This Is Me
Hello. Will you buy me a taco?I may cause a certain sensation in your brain. This is called thought. This may occur from time to time, but I may cause an increase in these sensations. If you find this symptom unpleasant, click the "home" button. This symptom may not go away immediately, but it will in time.
A useful piece of advice provided by The Offspring.
"ladies and gentlemen
welcome to the disclaimer
that's right the disclaimer
this american apple pie institution
known as parental discretion
will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
from the lyrics that might actually make you think
and will also insult your intelligence at the same time
so protect your family
this album contains explicit depictions
of things which are real
these real things are commonly known as life
so if it sounds sarcastic don't take it seriously
if it sounds dangerous
do not try this at home or at all
and if it offends you just don't listen to it"
This also applies to me. If you don't like the real world, chances are you won't like me. I reflect the world's flaws, including my own, through words.
It's who I am.
It's what I do.
It's me.
And it's not going to change.
Enjoy!
Praisin' and Scoldin'