Q.) why is Justin Beiber alive?A.) chuck norris doesn't hurt women
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
The 50/50/90 rule: Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% chance that you'll get it wrong
Wise men don't need advise. Fools won't take it.
I like long walks. Especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
AKATSUKI: the only organization capable of being flamboyantly gay yet still manly enough to scare everyone shitless
i NEEDZ! how else am i going to get married? those old gold diamond rings? LAME!(not to mention expensive...)
row 1 konan,pein,kisame,itachi,kakazu,row 2 deidara,sasori,orochimaru,hidan,zetsu, row 3 karin,sasuke,jugo, suigetsu,tobi
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