"Psch, All mine! =D
ALL MINE! MUAJAJAJAJAJAJA~"
Cuts random people's legs off with my Dagger and nibblez on 'em.
"I have a sharp pointy dagger and teeth...or I could get a gun and be lazy...
...My feline tactics says Gun. OwO..."
Starts saving up Gold for that Shotgun thing I saw...
"Yes we must!...But on a note...I get their legs for dinner."
...
"Well at least the sexy hair-less legs. Ya? You can have the others."
Laughs upon the Moon, showing my teeth to the world.
Deep my voice shows as I begin to howl.
But then notices the building killed the moment by being louder and more funny.
"Oh that's embarrassing. Well, onto food...Pathetic mortal humans..."
Sharpens dagger with an evil laugh.
Gasps. Puts on a Dark Theme raising the suspense. Shivers holding the remote, staring at the big red button. I look dramatic. Breathing heavier, I make an evil laugh. With a blank face of 'I got bored with this s**t', I shut everything off and push the button with my Paw.
"Yay! Boomgasm...!"
Purrs.
"What next?"
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ALL MINE! MUAJAJAJAJAJAJA~"
Cuts random people's legs off with my Dagger and nibblez on 'em.
"I have a sharp pointy dagger and teeth...or I could get a gun and be lazy...
...My feline tactics says Gun. OwO..."
Starts saving up Gold for that Shotgun thing I saw...
...
"Well at least the sexy hair-less legs. Ya? You can have the others."
Laughs upon the Moon, showing my teeth to the world.
Deep my voice shows as I begin to howl.
But then notices the building killed the moment by being louder and more funny.
"Oh that's embarrassing. Well, onto food...Pathetic mortal humans..."
Sharpens dagger with an evil laugh.
"Yay! Boomgasm...!"
Purrs.
"What next?"