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I Don't SUFFER from insanity,
I happen to ENJOY every minute of it!!!
Art's a BANG!!!
My bffs!!! smile smile smile
My cousin! smile smile smile
Aren't they awesome? Ya, I think so too. smile
They're like, my only friends in school, and I wouldn't change that for the world!!
I'm not WEIRD,
I'm just BORED
My fav quotes
Sing like nobody's listening
(and if nobody is,screw them)
There's a difference between CAN and WILL
Those who THINK they know everything annoy those of us who DO
YOU HUNG UP ON ME! WHY DID YOU HANG UP ON ME?!
I don't have a TALKING PROBLEM,
maybe you just have a LISTENING PROBLEM
If homework is WORK,
THEN WHEN DO I GET PAID?!
More fav quotes!!
I'm not a picky eater,
you're just a bad cook!
If it's a "free country",
then why can't I own it?!
LOOPHOLES
I'll do it TOMORROW
Loophole:Tecnically tomorrow never comes
I'll start dieting AFTER NEW YEARS DAY
Loophole:I never specified of WHAT YEAR
Situation: You're all wet, and you want to go on the computer.But your parent tells you NOT to use the computer chair-you'll get it ruined.
Loophole:Get another chair
C.S.I: CAN'T STAND IDIOTS
If they don't like ya,screw them!!!
If somebody makes fun of you:
A.Run away
B.Cry
C.Die
D.Kill them
E.Put them in the hospital
F.Get your FRIEND to beat them up for you
The answer is totally D or F smile )
Okay so you were reading my profile and you saw this quote. You keep reading it and reading it and reading it,when you ask yourself WHY your reading it. The answer-Idk. But you keep reading nonetheless and your gettin bored(you must be by now) If your still reading this you're stupid. Beacuse this has absolutely NO point whatsoever. This was a test, which If you read this far,you failed. I mean,you should have figured out by now to stop reading. You may have passed,and now your reading what it actually says,but that was pointless too. Cuz you fail too. Meh. Meh. Meh. Un. Un. Un. Un. Pickles. Cheesecake. Bipolar. Hypothermia. Goat cheese. Text. bordeom. Mushrooms. Naruto. Deidara. CDS. Feather Duster. CSI Little. Big. Red. Purple. Baseball. OH COME ON YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY STILL BE READING!!! Now you REALLY failed.
RULES TO LIVE BY:
1.When thou runs out of chocolate, get more!!
2.Doodle on other people's pictures
3.Be annoying
4.Express yourself noisly and loudly
Here's a poem:
The Explosion In My Heart
Who makes my heart explode,
When ever I see him?
Who lights the way in my tunnel,
when the light is dim?
Who sets my heart aflame,
When the fire dies away?
Who gives me hope in life,
Whom I think of every day?
Who'll never know my passion,
Or What I truly feel?
Who doesn't really know me,
Whose heart I have yet to steal?
Who makes me so light I could walk on air,
At whom do I continue to stare?
Who doesn't know what I really think,
Who makes my cheeks turn a bright shade of pink?
Who's the song I sing in my dreams,
Who makes my heart want to burst at the seams?
Who do I try to impress,
Whom to do I want to confess?
With whom do I not stand a chance,
Who makes the butterflies in my stomach do a dance?
The answer is something only I know,
Someone everyone will have sometime though
75 Ways to annoy people over the internet/phone:
(some of them you have to actually know the person you're annoying)
1. "Cry" for no reason
2. Call everyone "Bob"
3. Ignore them
4. Ask them if they're dead
5. Ask them random questions
6. Reply to everything with "Woof Arf Woof Bark Woof"
7. When they ask why you're doing that, say "Meow"
8. When they go WTF?! say "Moo"
9. Keep doing this with random animal noises
10.Act like you have short-term memory loss. Keep repeating everything you say
11. Ask them what their least favorite band is. Say "HEY THAT'S MY
FAVORITE BAND!!" even if you don't like the band.
12. Ask them what their favorite band is. Say "I HATE THAT BAND!" even
if you like them.
13.Randomly go "lalalala lalalala lalalala"
14. Type random gibberish
15. Put random words together. Claim it makes sense. Argue until one
of you logs off.
16. Repeat everything they type in the form of a question
17. Type in all capatal letters
18. Pretend your from some foreign country
19. Do ^^ after everything you type
20. go "Um" before everything you type
21.Ask them if they have anger management problem
22. Tell them your life story. Make it extra long. Add in things that
never even happened.
23. Go "What?" after everything they type
24. Go "THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!" after everything they type
25. Go "Why?" After everything they type
26. Whine constantly
27.Take forever to reply
28. Claim you're having delayed reactions
29. Say "I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW!!" over and over again
30.Act all emotional. Go "That's so sad!!"
31. If they say you're name, go "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??"
32. Go "zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..." after everything they type
33. Brag about things you've never actually done
34. Say "You've got mail!" randomly
35. Claim you know where George Washington lives.
36. Keep typing "......"
37. Pretend you're some famous person. When they go "Really??" say
"Really what?"
if they say "You're really_______?" say "Who? Oooh that person.That
person's stupid!"
38.Claim you're a Norweigen supermodel. Then claim you're an Italian
supermodel. Keep changing the country you're from.
39.Say "Guess what?" when they ask "what?" say "Guess what?"
Repeat.
40.Say that someday you're gonna be the best ninja ever. Repeat over
and over, changing what you're gonna be the best of.
41.Type backwards
42. When they figure out what you're saying, change to pig latin
43. Say you're 90 yrs old.Repeat and keep depleating your age by one year
44.Sing "99 bottles of pop on the wall"
45. In your song, go into negative numbers of pop on the wall
46. Change the topic constantly
47. Spell everything wrong
48. Claim you're illterate
49. Spell their name wrong
50. Call them something close to their name, when they correct you,
change it again
51. Ask them if they're anorexic
52. Call everyone dumb blondes (even if they're not blonde)
53. Diss the person's crush
54.Tell them you're a famous sports player
55. Then tell them you hate sports
56. Type " I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to people
you don't know
57. If they say a bad word, say "OMG SANTA CLAUSE ISN'T GONNA GIVE YOU
ANY PRESENTS POTTY MOUTH!!!"
58. Type only one word per message
59. Type only one letter per message
60. Tell a blonde dumb blonde jokes (provided they have a blonde
avatar, or you know the person)
61. in awkward silences go "blah blah blah"
62. Put a smiley face in between random sentences
63. Say "yeah" after everything you say,yeah
64. Lie
65. Put a "jk" after every lie
66. Lie again, and repeat 64 and 65 over and over again
67. say "lol" after everything
68. Say "brb" over and over again
68. If they ask why you're repeating yourself, say that you're
blinking/breathing "brb"
70.Make sound effects
71.Say that you live in Hawaii, then say "IT'S SNOWING OUT!!"
72. Say "Hi" when they have to leave
73.Never reply to what they ask. Ask them a question instead.
74.Say "brb" and never come back
75.Start arguements constantly
LOL I'M GONNA BET YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THAT THERE WERE TWO #68's!!!
23 Homework Excuses
1. I was bored, so I started playing video games
2. I'm allergic to paper
3. My mom forgot to do it
4.Someone knocked me out, and kidnapped my homework
5.Evil mushrooms came and abducted my pencils
6.I was too busy making lists
7. Homework? What homework?
8.My religion doesn't allow homework
9. I "accidently" threw it in the fireplace
10. I lost it
11.My cat ate it
12.I had to eat it
13. My little sibling scribbled all over it in crayon
14.Aliens came and abducted me so I couldn't do it
15.I was too bust watching TV
16. I did it, it was due last week. You went into acoma, remember? Oh no you don't...
17.It was printed on non-recycled paper.I only use recycled.
18. I went into acoma
19. I was on vacation. THAT MEANS VACATION FROM ALL SCHOOL-RELATED THINGS!
20. I have short-term memory-loss. I forgot to write it down, so there was no way you expected me to remember it!
21. I broke my hands
22. My house was on fire last night, and the homework burned
23. I was on a TV show!You expected me to do it??
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