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Behold, the last surviving Avatar Spotlight widow! >:M
Sedge remembers when she was all that.
Tiny Asian man and crazy person with foam bat come by Sedge house one day, say they make Sedge big star. Take Sedge from house, make stand on front page for 5 month. Start filming snack cake commercial. Make to kiss baby; dedicate new YMCA. Sedge socially conscious like that.
When Sedge walked by, people were all like "OH SNAP, it's that girl from that thing!" and Sedge was all like "HO YES, b***h!" and then they'd ask me to join their gang 'cause Sedge got the mad skillz with a Z, man.
Sedge live life of Riley; part all day with whores and washed-up, former avatar spotlights in opium den. Think- "That never happen to Sedge."
But then people start to bother Sedge-- ask for autographs, demand money; wake Sedge up in middle of night with phone calls; drive past Sedge's house, throw things at Sedge from car window. Think Sedge owe them something-- Sedge owe you nothing!
Stop looking at Sedge!
No, don't-- Sedge is lonely! Look at Sedge! You buy work-out tape!
Random Fracts!
People who think I'm a man: 13
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Incoherent Ramblings by Teh Sedge
Because EVERYONE's just dying to hear what I have to say.
Rar.
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