About Me
Well, let's see: I'm 17 and 5'3" (or 160 cm) with brown/blonde hair and blue/green/gray eyes that change colors. Weird huh? Anyway, I've lived in Texas my whole life so I don't deal well with the cold. I go by Sam but I have a lot of nicknames, weird though they are. My favorite colors are neon green and dark purple.
What else... I can be hopelessly romantic; I love guys who hold open doors, pull out your chair, and so on. But I will most likely insist on splitting the check once I know you better. It just seems respectful to me. But this has gotten terribly off topic, hasn't it? And yes, sometimes I talk like that. Blame it on my love of European authors and steam-punk novels I guess. But I don't normally talk like that in real life. For one thing, it would clash horribly with my "supposed" twang. I refuse to believe I twang. I don't walk around saying "howdy", first of all.
... Yeah, I'm just gonna end this before it gets any weirder.
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You know me far too well huni 3nodding
That would kill him outright
A brick gives him time to suffer and be in pain 3nodding
Dan has been a strange influence on me... eek
It's too clean
With a brick he can put his strength into it
lots of blood and gore flying all over the place xp
He'd probably crush his manhood with a brick eek
And we can't have that now can we?
Shelly was once saying that men had it worse cos a kick to the c**k would down them in one.
And when I told him about girls being hit in the boobies he didn't believe me.
So to test it he basically slapped my boob and asked if it hurt.
I said "I dunno, does this?" and punched him in the manhood.
Satisfying 3nodding
Nobody slaps my boob and gets away with it stare
I also got to shoot Mick (who was the guy who shot me in the play) during practice after he said "it can't hurt that much!" so he let me have a go.
Nobody knew what a good shot I am.
Hit him right in his left nut blaugh