One Million Miles Away


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Gender: Female

Location: USA

Birthday: 04/04


You're a failure played in stereo.

crap that makes me cry every time

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...

Girl- Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy- No, this is fun...

Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!

Guy- Then tell me you love me.

Girl- I love you, now slow down...

Guy- I love you too. Now, give me a big hug.

-She gave him a big hug-

Guy- Can you take off my helmet and put it on; its bothering me...

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.

Deryn "Dylan" from The Leviathan

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About Me

Well, let's see: I'm 17 and 5'3" (or 160 cm) with brown/blonde hair and blue/green/gray eyes that change colors. Weird huh? Anyway, I've lived in Texas my whole life so I don't deal well with the cold. I go by Sam but I have a lot of nicknames, weird though they are. My favorite colors are neon green and dark purple.

What else... I can be hopelessly romantic; I love guys who hold open doors, pull out your chair, and so on. But I will most likely insist on splitting the check once I know you better. It just seems respectful to me. But this has gotten terribly off topic, hasn't it? And yes, sometimes I talk like that. Blame it on my love of European authors and steam-punk novels I guess. But I don't normally talk like that in real life. For one thing, it would clash horribly with my "supposed" twang. I refuse to believe I twang. I don't walk around saying "howdy", first of all.

... Yeah, I'm just gonna end this before it gets any weirder.


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Alu-Vidor Report | 10/18/2011 7:59 pm
Ever played Zelda? It's from the Lost Woods xD
Egao-Nya Report | 08/11/2011 2:16 am
Lol I personally believe that winter is the season to phail epically
Egao-Nya Report | 08/10/2011 1:36 pm
No need to be witty. S'ok with me. 3nodding
Egao-Nya Report | 08/10/2011 12:24 am
Lol. Hello to you too. whee
WTF_the_ rains_ wet Report | 02/26/2011 5:46 pm
WTF_the_ rains_ wet
I fell over laughing when that started playing!! xd
You know me far too well huni 3nodding
WTF_the_ rains_ wet Report | 02/13/2011 9:34 am
WTF_the_ rains_ wet
Far too big hun
That would kill him outright
A brick gives him time to suffer and be in pain 3nodding
Dan has been a strange influence on me... eek
WTF_the_ rains_ wet Report | 02/11/2011 6:42 pm
WTF_the_ rains_ wet
Nah, a flamethrower's not my brother's style.
It's too clean
With a brick he can put his strength into it
lots of blood and gore flying all over the place xp
WTF_the_ rains_ wet Report | 02/11/2011 8:07 am
WTF_the_ rains_ wet
He'd probably crush his manhood with a brick eek
And we can't have that now can we?
WTF_the_ rains_ wet Report | 02/07/2011 5:24 pm
WTF_the_ rains_ wet
I know!!
Shelly was once saying that men had it worse cos a kick to the c**k would down them in one.
And when I told him about girls being hit in the boobies he didn't believe me.
So to test it he basically slapped my boob and asked if it hurt.
I said "I dunno, does this?" and punched him in the manhood.
Satisfying 3nodding
Nobody slaps my boob and gets away with it stare
WTF_the_ rains_ wet Report | 02/06/2011 3:32 pm
WTF_the_ rains_ wet
Shelly was kind enough to kiss is better later on 4laugh
I also got to shoot Mick (who was the guy who shot me in the play) during practice after he said "it can't hurt that much!" so he let me have a go.
Nobody knew what a good shot I am.
Hit him right in his left nut blaugh

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