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Hey, guess what!I've decided that all of you suck. 'Cept Chen, Cootie, Alda, Engie, Jesse, and errrrmmm...whoever else I don't hate. In which case you suck in a good way. <3
Either way, I hope you know that I hate your guts.
But, because I'm feeling nice, I'll put a picture of me and my awesome self here. BEHOLD.
Ohheyz.
Wanna see my dev? Yes, just say yes. You know you don't want to, but just pretend. Pretending is nice. So here.
HorsePixels Studios
Now. Even though you don't really care/probably won't even read this, I'll write it anyways.
Name // Sammy
Alias // You'd know too much. D:
Gender // Female (I think)
Age // 13
Height // 5'3"
Likes //
Horses, dragons, drawing, sleeping, photoshopping, friends (if they are alive D: ), animals, makeup, spending money ('cause I'm impulsive), le computadora, Spanish//French, being lame and roleplaying, (Dylan) xD, Oingo Boingo, MSI, MCR, ACRONYMS! Yaryaryar.
Dislikes //
People who are freakin' exactly like me, my brother, retarded dudes, scaredy cats ('cept mah friendzorz. XD), people who are made of freakin' suck and fail, AFI, people who lack skill in vocabulary, grammar/vocab mistakes, sucky liars (Hey, if you can make me believe you, go ahead and do it, but don't make yourself look more retarded), sticks in the mud (literally and figurativly), people who think I'm an idiot (literally)
Other //
I test with IQ's of 150+ -braggeth-
I'm better than you biggrin
Is rather narcissistic
Stronger than most boys in her school
Rides horses//trains
Draws slightly better than a five year old XD
Roleplays horses and also makes custom pictahs
Sucks at drawing people
Can't get the Jabberwocky out of her head D:<
Has a serious infatuation with Gaara and a severe dislike for those that spell his name wrong
Has an AIM: xxalikelystory (IM ME BEETCHES)
Has a slim/curvy figure
Weighs 115 pounds and is made mostly of muscle ('cept for my increasingly large bust D: )
Has been perfecting her death glare for some time now
Is better at football that her brother
OWNS a horse (aptly named Cardiak Arrest ((yes, that's the spelling. He's a registered full arab)))
Has no tonsils/abnoids
I'm a wierdo.
******** You All
XOXO Sammy <3
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Sammy, answer your phone.
I hate you. Really, I do. In the most affectionate way possible, but still. Does that make me totally neutral towards you? 'Cause, those like, cancel eachother out right? Holy s**t. Stop typing. No, not you. Me. This is your fault. Not mine, yours. Like, you. And I can spam your profile. Because I know you. So you can kick me in real life for it or something. But please don't. Yeah.
*wanders through the caution tape*
*eats all the dead chicken (the evidence)*
tard, it's been three weeks.
THREE. ********. WEEKS.
I MISS YOU, DAMMIT.
AND I LIKE TO BREAK LINES.
But that didn't just happen. 'Cause that's not how I roll.
JUST HIT THE DAMN BIRDIE, MAN. scream