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Yo', my name is Finn Oliver but if I find out you're acknowledging IRL me I'll rip your chest open and take a dump in the fresh cavity.
Er, I mean...
I'll start again.
... Actually, I won't. I'm sticking with the 'I'll go batshit insane' comment.
--Project Falcon--
I, Sagaku Toki, hereby announce that I have been working on a top-secret super special awesome project that will break the hearts (In a good way) of thousands.
After an unknown individual, the awesome levels of whom are dangerously close to Falcon's, if not completely even, has come forward and blessed me with the means to find the suit, piece by piece. For reasons I won't divulge to the public, I won't mention his true identit- O HAI, DAI.
This project... Is codenamed Project Falcon.
That's right, my children. Some heroic man, A.K.A me, has taken the monumental task of becoming the next Captain Falcon upon himself. We all know Captain Falcon has recently dissapeared after he heroically sacrificed himself to annhilate Giga Bowser, and the man in the suit now is simply an imposter.
I am going to take down this imposter, and return the suit to the real Captain Falcon... Or I might just keep it for myself.
I refuse to ask for donations, as Captain Falcon is way too manly to rely on anyone other than himself for money, but I do ask for one thing.
Every night, before you close your eyes and drift off to sleep, I want you to stand up straight, salute, mutter 'Show me yo' moves!' under your breath, take a minute of silence, and then resume your normal routine. Thank you. That is all.
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I'm awesome for knowing you would.
/brag.
Perhaps it is so big that not even Juugo's firehose can wrap around it!
Get your game on! Prepare to throw down! It's time to duel! Let's kick it into overdrive! Time to rev it up!
..So many catchphrases.. The pain..