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Me: "Wait, what are you doing?"
Friend: "Dude, I'm swinging a bat at him, duh!"
Me: "It doesn't look like a bat, it looks like an ax!"
Friend: "Why can't it be both?"
Me: "Dude, yes. It'd be a...a..."
Complete stranger: "IT'D BE A BATTLE AXE."
Both: "WIN"
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