What's up? Call me Mynah, or Mai. or Nemo.
I'm 14 years old and use good grammer to sound smarter than I actually am. I have a younger sister and a baby brother, both who can vary from insanely annoying to adorable.
I love to read and draw (realistic--not anime), but TV and the internet are pretty big in my life, too. I also LOVE sampling foods, but I'm not fat (on the contrary, im really skinny). And--omg--I like rock better than rap.
My pet peeves include twilight, pink, puke yellow, and idiots who are annoying for no good reason at all.
Yes, that "grammer" is supposed to be there. Yes, I know it's "grammer." Glad to see you got the irony...
I'm brown and proud
I lurve steampunk. ^_^
I <3 pizza with olives and extra cheese
I hate n00bs.
I do art. PM me for details!
Total Value: 3,769,316 Gold
After Exclusions: 1,348,258 Gold
Audrey's Black Ankle Strap Heels
Picolitrosso's Urn 9th Gen.
Black And White Vaudeville Cane
Sparkling Eyes Clown Makeup
Ritzy Black Wig
Kottan Bell 2nd GenBlack Cobweb Skirt
Compass of Seidh 9th Gen
Reve Rouille 4th Gen.
Female Comebacks... (some of these made me lol)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore..
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you're a girl repost this as "female comebacks"
If your'e a guy repost this as "don't let this happen"