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the ugly little...Donkey that likes...to go poo on ducks that...eat wild chickens The chickens are...radioactive and very Dangerous to your...spleen and a**s So it hurts...
like have a prickly pear on a unicycle and a clown face. You might go quack quack moo
dont forget the mayonaise and turtles and ninja unicorns for corn soup dont forget the burning waffle crisps ribbit ribbit quack quack ribbit ribbit llama on crack And red wine
orange cream pie goes well with twice steamed a**s and a few hot hunky pirates that also enjoy rubbing oil on old mens' backs while screaming bloody redrum redrum redrum theres a skeeter off the port bow wack it off with an oar ow my earlobe it hurts alot
like a straw in a lemon crying out monkey

the wild ginnepig has gas problems its a pyro bean supreme burrito flesh eating measels
that kill fish the fish fart in Mexican water were the cripples going to the flock in movie
where they're featuring crazy killer burritos it's rated R for retarded people you should accompany the hopping turtles for extra protection contact the fragling at the payphone
were radioactive chicken Don't forget the rabid elephant hungering in western India for cocnut straws 1000-fold spice turns your brainto gross oatmeal that mushrooms love to throw away it then mutates

oh my god its a chicken flying in the purple pocka dot buritto world on the island of cluck and be still and silant hot hunky pirates jumping from bridges singing redrum redrum and jumping up but really falling up some stairs like a straw then some water and maybe tea and cookies three little piggys eat from one to taste testing that blue yellow and fishes god there sreaming to each other for room on the scillet were they get butter and pie for a topping on them selves oh no the big fat hairy devowerd all the small chicken faimlys with the fragling out of them comes the poop that will destroy the world and and creat a new washer for many years to come

oh my god What is that its a slab of cow meat its eating a tub of grass but its on a feiry grill burning like a chesnut on an frozen chunk of fried lemon juice and orange cream so the cow will grom a big tomato garden for the foster giant pandas that hunt radioactive chickens and eat their spleen and a**s and their bones but with some spicy orange jam
theres no pain in weight gain or your spleen suddenly spontaniously combusting makes you fart around and around like a turtle

contact the fraggling Contact the Ganondorf but the radioactive Shoop da whoop in the fridge No damn it!


 

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Corndoge Report | 09/05/2011 8:06 pm
Corndoge
holy s**t your avi's awesome!!! eek
xX-JesseJay-Xx Report | 08/29/2011 9:10 am
xX-JesseJay-Xx
thanx 4 ur purchase
skeleton man from africa Report | 12/31/2009 8:55 am
skeleton man from africa
(see i knew you liked it... )

in addition to being a nerd

you are also mortal
and you do not have an airtight handle on grammar
skeleton man from africa Report | 12/31/2009 8:49 am
skeleton man from africa
oh.... well, do you want any more criticism while i'm at it?
skeleton man from africa Report | 12/31/2009 8:43 am
skeleton man from africa
how can i be annoying when you can easily tune me out
skeleton man from africa Report | 12/31/2009 8:41 am
skeleton man from africa
i've determined you're a nerd based on your post content
skeleton man from africa Report | 12/31/2009 8:37 am
skeleton man from africa
is it really a matter of why, or how
skeleton man from africa Report | 12/31/2009 8:35 am
skeleton man from africa
you're a nerd
Chwack Report | 09/18/2009 9:18 pm
Chwack
you remind me of mommy ate me when he was still alive
gonk
Beelzebabe Report | 09/18/2009 8:50 pm
Beelzebabe
DAMN GOOD AVI

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