AHEM... and now we return to our ch-05423-509 NEWS:
If you've just tuned it, we have now got word about the intergalactical fugitive known as RoMulus. No it is not Romulus nor rOMULUS, it is RoMulus. Yes, he was seen near planet ELKS-23284 off the 3454-OBDF GALAXY. Convicted of known acts of destroying planets of 430958-fdjgd, JAKEOSHF, 305943-KLSJDJ2-23, and 234-js.
Man, have you seen Romulus' new video? He's been sighted doing his finestwork on some webpage. Romulus, if you see it you know what Im talking about over here. More details to come.. and don't even WORRY!! YAHH!!
THE NEWS Has ONCE AGAIN been BROKEN but a MILLIONTH GAZILLIONTH TIME!!!
This just in... ROMULUS decides to go BAKING! Yes! What does he want to bake? Oh but he wants to bake special brownies of course. He is going to feed this to all the supermodels of the world so that he and his trusty side kick, name withheld, can get into this lustful orgy of......YOU CAN READ MORE DETAILS later on!!
IN THE GOSSIP COLUMN Of the THIS GUY IS AWESOME REPORT:
ROMULUS is in fact the only person on earth who doesn't buy clothes. Why is this to him and why does it appal to everyone else? Is it because of his religious beliefs? Or, is it because the poor guy is in despereate need for S-E-... SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Stay TUNED>
breaking news flash: Mr ROMULUS is once again on the front page again breaking all records on making it in the news. Why is the phenom so important in the world? Why do people care about this guy who cracks the news every day!!! TUNE IN.
today in the news:
Mr. Romulus decided to go to the store to get some yummy food but, what? What's this? Something in his way? What did he do? He stepped on it. That my friends, I leave the imagination up to you all..
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If you've just tuned it, we have now got word about the intergalactical fugitive known as RoMulus. No it is not Romulus nor rOMULUS, it is RoMulus. Yes, he was seen near planet ELKS-23284 off the 3454-OBDF GALAXY. Convicted of known acts of destroying planets of 430958-fdjgd, JAKEOSHF, 305943-KLSJDJ2-23, and 234-js.
YES. truly a great find today.
Man, have you seen Romulus' new video? He's been sighted doing his finestwork on some webpage. Romulus, if you see it you know what Im talking about over here. More details to come.. and don't even WORRY!! YAHH!!
This just in... ROMULUS decides to go BAKING! Yes! What does he want to bake? Oh but he wants to bake special brownies of course. He is going to feed this to all the supermodels of the world so that he and his trusty side kick, name withheld, can get into this lustful orgy of......YOU CAN READ MORE DETAILS later on!!
ROMULUS is in fact the only person on earth who doesn't buy clothes. Why is this to him and why does it appal to everyone else? Is it because of his religious beliefs? Or, is it because the poor guy is in despereate need for S-E-... SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Stay TUNED>
ROMULUS is in fact the BIG FOOT we all WANT TO KNOW!! FIND OUT SOON on CH239873984723984729347 of this SATELITE SYSTEM!!
Mr. Romulus decided to go to the store to get some yummy food but, what? What's this? Something in his way? What did he do? He stepped on it. That my friends, I leave the imagination up to you all..