About

I am a science teacher at Farris-Flarnny High School.
My name is Professor Phynn, you may address me as Mr. Phynn.
Snooty? Me? Never. I am a 26 year old blonde seeking a beautiful woman, however... to be brutally honest, I'm quite taken with a young lad, aye... Tan skin, dark eyes, creamy hair...

But enough about that, I say. What is with my "threads" as you young kids may put it? On my teacher's salary, I am not for affording nice clothes, but be ye aware fashion is not spoiled on me. I will wear these fancy clothes as soon as I am able to aquire them. *grumbles* stupid government paying me this dirt... I'm a professor... *grumble*