The Words of An Angel
I am The RizzleDizzleG A.K.A. G-Locke A.K.A. The Inciter of the Swagmaggeddon.
I am doom and awesome incarnate.
I am the entity that gives your life meaning.
Every morning I wake up covered in four naked ladies.
Every evening my neighbor's dog gives me a belly rub.
Every night the souls of dead singers gather around my bed and serenade me in a grand choir of beautiful music.
I am the king of the world.
Translation: I'm a basement-dwelling teenager who wastes too much time on the Internet...swag?
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