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About
I'll just answer a couple questions:1. Who are you?
Well, I'm certainly not the freakin' tooth fairy.
Name's Matt. Don't call me Matthew, and don't call me Harper, because I hate it when people call me by my last name / full first name. Matt, or we're not talking.
2. Do you have a job?
Nope. I'm still trying to finish out school, buddy.
3. Favorite weapon?
Swords. Always. Me and my buddy Jack both use them in our many RPG-style combat scenes adventures.
4. Do you swear?
******** yeah, I ********' swear! What the hell did you ********' expect, that I was a god damn goody two-shoes? I'm a nice ********' guy, but not THAT nice!
...I do try and contain myself though. It's my buddy Jack that has the real swearing issue.
5. This "Jack" character seems pretty neat. What's he like?
Don't call her a guy to her face. Jacqueline Malcom is known for smashing faces in with a guitar, like Haru from Fooly Cooly. (PS: Best anime ever.)
She goes by Jack because she read one too many Alex Rider novels and decided Jack was a better nickname to go by than Jackie. Beats me, so don't ask.
6. You mentioned RPGs. Which in particular?
Jack and I follow the Final Fantasy RPG, with the pop-up command menu and sub-menus within, the items, limit breaks (we call them "Drive Modes" because we're contrary), yadda yadda.
7. Your stats?
Strength: Crap.
Intelligence: Crap.
Swords: 1337|3$$.
Speed: Crap.
What more need you know?
8. What about Jack's?
Strength: 1337|3$$.
Intelligence: 1337|3$$.
Guitars: 1337|3$$.
Speed: Crap.
See why I'm in the BACK ROW with a Long Range Attack Mod in my sword?
9. You also mentioned adventures.
Those will be added in future installments on my DeviantART page.
10. Anything else?
I don't know when. I don't know where. But something awesome is going to happen. And it won't happen to me.
That is all, no further questions.
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i'm on mt time so i'm ahead an hour.
it was pretty cool chatting with u.
you seem to be quite a character (and i mean that
in a good way)
night.
well we might have a problem then.
i like to type my words on and
i tend to repeat what i say.
i don't mean it to offend. i just
don't catch myself repeating things
i can't help it! =D
what am i suppose to say?
that i've come to an understanding with what exactly
makes up rpgs or the light has finally casted on my brain
and i now comprehend. =)
that makes sense.
that makes sense.
and zomg is just a type of rpg, right?
thanks for taking the time to give me a brief description
i'm not exactly computer literate.
so you just have to slow down once
you talk about rpgs and stuff. >.<
its just a bunch of people who are so
determined to just earn gold they'll say a ton of crap.
i liked playing zomg. =)
yeah i hardly roam the forums nowadays.
i just sort of log on and check and reply msgs.
the only forum that i take the time to check out is the
welcome forum because i like talking to new people.
it tends to get pretty boring once you roam the forums for a
couple of days because its just the same old thing over again.
its like its either their way or your
just a scum on the earth.
i think people need to just drop the bs
and quit living their life in fear of being badmouthed
by everyone else.
there so many fake people out there in the world that
its just sickening.