hello my name is jon s. rhino from rhino city sudan and I am an old very tall man in search of his real self.

i have recently communed with my spirit animal the rhino wish to live the rest of my days as part of my one-man rhino crash

i might wear armor but i am soft-hearted inside i promise also i am not a robot

hey what do you know I no longer wear armor all the time, look at all this hair who even know I could be this hairy!

spoilers: I'm obviously some sort of Rhino-God patron of all rhinowarriors and an immortal from the end and beginning of times

Hair: Long wild black hair and lots of body hair
Eyes: Many colors of the wind
Height: Eight feet tall at least
Weight: Almost 300 pounds of all muscles
Scars: He's got lots of scars he's like a god of war
Age: He's very very old like time itself
Other appendages: omg what???