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Travis III Report | 01/25/2008 9:47 pm

Rimmer: Gentlemen, allow me to clarify my position. Morally speaking, using a hidden camera in the women's showers, without their permission; morally speaking, I'm speaking morally here; I'm all in favour. However, Lister's been invited to appeal, and a scam like this could ruin it.

Cat: Appeal?

Lister: Yeah, I'm appealing.

Holly: That's the minority view...

Lord RPGs Report | 01/14/2008 2:45 pm

I still ain't finished with you!



"it's... It's... It's a small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden!"

"And What's this?"

"It's a red and blue striped golding umbrella!"

And what's this?"

"It's an a..."

"No! Come on!"

"It's the Bolivian Navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific!"



Mister Lister Sir/Kryters.

Travis III Report | 01/04/2008 10:33 pm

"Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!" -Kryten.



"Quick, let's get out of here, before they bring him back!" -Cat.

Lord RPGs Report | 12/22/2007 3:24 pm

'Ave It! Again!



"Oh, I'm sorry! I was looking at the baked potato timer! Will people stop leaving this in here? It makes us look like we don't know what the hell we're doing!"

The Cat.



And again!



"All the warning lights are flashing."

"All of them?"

"Yes, but on this ship, that means anything from 'The ships on fire' to 'The baked potatoes are burning'."

"Either way, it's serious."

Kristine/Kryten.

Lord RPGs Report | 12/19/2007 12:23 am

Counter Quote Which is At *Blank* Knows How Many Counters, But Is Technically Unrelated To Red Dwarf -



"Say, I have two hankies here. Would you sniff them and tell me which smells more like Chloroform?"

"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. Try and guess it while I drop increasingly heavy weights near your head."



Max, Out Of Sam & Max.

Lord RPGs Report | 12/12/2007 10:56 pm

Counter-Counter Quote/s



"I had a pet lemming once. I loved that little lemming. I even built him a little wall to hurl himself off. But one Christmas, I put my finger into his cage to give him some mince pie, and he bit me. Bit me and wouldn't let go. In the end I had to smash his brains out against my wall. That little lemming broke my heart. That little git completely ruined my helicopter wallpaper."



-Arnold Rimmer-



"You're playing postal chess? Well who's winning?"



"I suppose he is. That was the first move."



-Arnold Rimmer & Holly, Norman Lovett Edition-



'Ave it!

Lord RPGs Report | 12/10/2007 10:43 pm

Actually, Travis is MY minoin, but let's go. Quote's Away!



"The Name's not important. There'l be time for explainations later, and hopefully, some sex."



-Ace Rimmer, The One Before The Red Dwarf's Rimmer Became Ace-

Travis III Report | 12/10/2007 10:40 pm

'Tis my job.

Lord RPGs Report | 12/08/2007 3:11 pm

"You always win at this game Listy. It's rigged. Last time you ended up with a gold watch, and all I got was a wellington boot, and a pack of 100 glow in the dark tampons."

-Arnold Rimmer-



No-one quotes Sci-fis which I watch on Travis's profile and gets away un-quoted. ><'

Deaths Avocate Report | 12/08/2007 4:27 am

Deaths Avocates grope to the balls makes you fall to your knee's in pleasure



Will save against that b*thch