wheeeee i had a cookie this morning it was a magic cookie that led me thru a time portal to cookie land where i got arrested for trying to eat the king cookie and then i ate the jail guard cookies and went on a cookie eating rampage and destroyed the world of cookie land and since the world was also just one big cookie i ate that too so that was the end of cookie land haha i feel special i like to eat cookies after i ate all of cookie land i i was sent thru another portal to monkey land where i got arrested for eating the king monkey's bananas so i was sent to monkey jail where the jail cell was made of rotten bananas it was really gross but i had to eat my way out of the rotten banana cell and then i build a gattling gun out of bananas and killed all the monkeys then i was looking for another portal but i couldnt find one so i regurgitated the king monkey and asked him where the portal was and he told me to find the magic banana so i went banana hunting and found the magic banana which opened another portal that led me to eastern china where i dug an underground tunnel back to america but then i got lost and couldnt find my way home so i am actually typing this from a hoboe's laptop since the hoboe was nice enough to lend it to me i gave him a cookie and he vanished thru a portal to someplace...
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