Don't worry, I'm totally not one of those evil queens

YOU'VE READ ABOUT IN FAIRY TALES OR SEEN IN THE MOVIES

AND THERE'S NO REASON AT ALL TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF ME

Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know

 
 
Queen Watevra WaNabi

HELLO, FRIENDS, MY NAME IS QUEEN WATEVRA WANABI

I won't lie, it's actually very suspicious that you're leading with this.