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Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Chops"
because that was the name of his dog
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts
That was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
And he let them sing on the bus
And his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair
And his mother and father kissed a lot
And the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
And his father always tucked him in bed at night
And was always there to do it it

Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
And thats what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of its new paint
And the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
And left the butts on the pews
And sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year his sister got glasses
With thick lenses and black frames
And the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
And the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed a lot
And his father never tucked him in bed at night
And his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it.

Once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
And thats what it was all about
And the professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
Because he never showed her
That was the year that Father Tracy died
And he forgot how the end
of the Apostle's Creed went
And he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
And his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
And the girl around the corner
wore too much makeup
That made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because that was the thing to do
And at three A.M. he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly

That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
Because that's what it was really all about
And he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didn't think
He could reach the kitchen
 



THE WITCHES KITCHEN
AUTHOR UNKNOWN

Nails, snails, and dragon's tails
are they good for that which ails?
Eye of newt and wings of bat
will the work for this or that?
All recipes Good Witches know
are followed to the tip of toe.

A pinch to much, a slip up there,
and fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!
Instead of fairies flitting free,
you've conjured up a chimpanzee!
And though he's fun and likes to play,
how do you make him go away?

This is a cookbook for my craft,
full of giggles, smiles and laughs!
Concoctions, spells and recipes,
woven well by Blessed Be's.

Designed without one
nervous Twitch
by one who's proud to be
called a Witch!

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Storm-hunter22 Report | 04/19/2010 8:08 am
Storm-hunter22
Happy Birthday!!!!
*twirls noisemaker, blows festive birthday horn and sings the birthday song*
Hahaha! Well, I truly hope you're having a wonderful time on this awesome day!
:]
Enjoy all of the presents, balloons, cake, and joyous laughter!
Storm-hunter22 Report | 03/17/2010 9:52 pm
Storm-hunter22
Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Haha!
*starts step dancing*
:]
Storm-hunter22 Report | 02/12/2010 11:10 am
Storm-hunter22
Aloha! Haha! Having fun? Enjoying life?
*thows snowball at approaching giant squid tentacle*
The Poor Little Girl Report | 12/11/2009 8:45 pm
The Poor Little Girl
howwas your birthday? (:
The Poor Little Girl Report | 12/11/2009 1:55 am
The Poor Little Girl
happy happy happy birthday!~ <333
Storm-hunter22 Report | 12/02/2009 11:48 am
Storm-hunter22
Awww...why do you hate today?
*looks at comments bellow and starts to sniffle*
You're cat died over the summer?!
*tries to stop tears from coming*
I'm really sorry...
*runs to a corner and rolls myself into a ball*
fantasyboylol Report | 07/17/2009 10:08 pm
fantasyboylol
poor fat-a** crying
im going to miss her crying
metal_blossom Report | 07/15/2009 8:59 pm
metal_blossom
Sorry to hear that your cat died. May it rest in peace.
foxxtastic Report | 06/23/2009 12:25 pm
foxxtastic
yeah, the economy totally sucks a** right now. almost got a job at blockbuster, but they didn't like my hair [I have blue bangs and tips] and I'm only sixteen right now. xP which is dumb, but whatever...
and alright, sounds good. <3 and I'll not count spelling errors against you guys, no worries. thanks for lettin' me know! ^-^
and you're right about people only wanting to hire slutty people. xP it's so annoying! T-T
and I miss you too! T-T and yeah, I bet you miss casey, I see him every now and again here...
foxxtastic Report | 06/23/2009 10:45 am
foxxtastic
Hey! <3
I miss you too!
It's just not the same without you here, too! x3
And I'm pretty good, hating the fact that I'm female right now because cramps are really bad. xP
I've been trying to find a job lately, but that isn't going to so well at the moment.
which totally sucks. xP
and I'm still editing it. I've been really lazy lately and my computer sucks, so I've been reluctant to edit it at all.
which is lame, I know. x3 so I'm not sure when you'll be able to get a copy, sadly enough. D=
and I'd love to judge the stories! ^-^ just lemme know when you need them judged and it may take a couple days since I lack internet at home currently, but I'd still totally love to! ^-^
 

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