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i cant wait to be the wizened old hag
sitting on her front porch,
martini in hand at noon on a tuesday
shouting at children to stay
the ******** off my flowers.


im old i haven't crunched the numbers,
but statistically speaking, there's about a 93% chance im older than you.

i like music. lots of different kinds of music. way too many
to type out really, and id end up having to change it daily.
my tastes are variable.

i am a second hand goddess, a garage sailor,
and an eiltist cheap skate.
i love getting perfectly worn clothing for a pittance that no one else will wear..

im outsidey. anything outside will do.
in the summer i run an extension cord outside so
i can play videogames under the stars.
or, y'know, just sit out here.
its great .. you should try it.

im a fan of horror.
i think the original 'night of the living dead' is one of the very best movies ever made. and now im bored of typing
...that is all...

4laugh the sweetest kids u know 4laugh
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blehbleh3 Report | 10/04/2011 10:53 pm
blehbleh3
Oh yeah? That's cool. So what do you get from it in return for gnawing on your head all day?
blehbleh3 Report | 10/02/2011 3:03 am
blehbleh3
I don't know if you know this or not, but I think there is something eating your head sweatdrop
Noalanja Report | 07/27/2011 9:35 am
Noalanja
Thanks for buying an outfit! <3
Prototype Doll Report | 05/16/2011 4:59 pm
Prototype Doll
Exactly as planned! twisted

...yeah, it happens to me a lot, too. XD
Broken_Lie3 Report | 12/28/2010 7:43 pm
Broken_Lie3
Thankies for buying! heart
Billy Crystal Meth Report | 12/26/2010 7:58 pm
Billy Crystal Meth
Oh bivvenns. A phrase used to proclaim excitement or anger. 3nodding
Billy Crystal Meth Report | 12/26/2010 7:54 pm
Billy Crystal Meth
Oh bivvenns you are. Now quick think think think!
Billy Crystal Meth Report | 12/26/2010 7:48 pm
Billy Crystal Meth
Hmmm I suppose your right.
About them all.
Your quite the thinker. You have a way with words.
I like that.
A penny for your thoughts?
About whatever is on your mind.
Billy Crystal Meth Report | 12/26/2010 7:31 pm
Billy Crystal Meth
:] Well you and I will have a good friendship.
You like four flat what? ; ___ ;
Billy Crystal Meth Report | 12/26/2010 7:24 pm
Billy Crystal Meth
That I do.
Because Tom Waits is amazing.
You down?
:3

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