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Anatexis Report | 07/09/2008 12:21 pm

The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I say a little prayer for you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I say a little prayer for you



Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart

And I will love you

Forever, forever, we never will part

Oh, how I'll love you

Together, together, that's how it must be

To live without you

Would only be heartbreak for me

Anatexis Report | 06/14/2008 8:18 pm

SCULLY: 12 pounds, 9 ounces.



MULDER: All that came out of his stomach?



SCULLY: Most of it. The small amount in his lungs is what killed him.



MULDER: Is it possible that he took the term "mud pie" literally?

Anatexis Report | 06/08/2008 7:32 pm

"Would you rather have the power of flight, or invisibility?"



"That's a good question, and I'd have to say, both. I'd love to be a giant, invisible bird. I'd spend all day flying full-speed into sliding glass doors. People would hear the impact and go to the door-no bird. Their confused faces would amuse me."



I love that so much because, taken at face-value, its not that funny. But its so undeniably crazy, you have to laugh, because the only other alternative is to cry uncontrolably. Or, you know, just say it isn't funny, but that's not really my style.

Anatexis Report | 06/08/2008 7:12 pm

Whenever I watch Bad Blood I think of you. Really, any X-Files episode, but that one most of all. (And Chinga, too, which just makes me laugh at the Hokey-Pokey part. Which really isn't funny at all.)



And as you might imagine, I watch it quite a bit, especially for that reason.



"That is, essentially, exactly the way it happened.



...Except for the part about the buck teeth."

Anatexis Report | 06/02/2008 7:44 pm

Bloat: Ooh, he's using a Hedstrom file.

Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, it's a K-FLEX.

Bloat: It has a tear-dropped cross section. Clearly, a Hedstrom.

Gurgle: No, no, K-FLEX.

Bloat: HEDSTROM.

Gurgle: K-FLEX!

Bloat: HEDSTROM! Oomp. There I go. A little help over here.



The fish in the tank had some of the best lines in the whole damn movie, especially when they get the next filter. You don't know how many times my little brother and I would shout 'Curse you Aquascum!' when anything frustrated us.

Anatexis Report | 06/02/2008 7:12 pm

Raja:I fear I am opening a Pandora's Box of emotional torture for no good reason.



Gary:Welcome to the wonderful world of dating.



Its funny because its true. Actually, it may be sad because its true, but that combo just makes it sunny. And that's good, right?

Anatexis Report | 06/02/2008 6:38 pm

Woody:What? These are plastic. He can't fly.



Buzz: They are a terrillum-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.



How sad is it that I remember what kind of alloy Buzz's wings were made out of?

Still, he had that impressive wing-span and all. Not to mention the laser. "Great. If anybody attacks us, we can blink 'em to death."

Anatexis Report | 06/02/2008 6:33 pm

Y'know that I want your loving

But my logic tells me that it aint never gonna happen

And then my defense'd say I did't want it anyway

But you know sometimes I'm a lier

Could you ever want me to love you

Could you ever want me to care

Disregard my nervousness

Please ignore my vacant stares

Cause just what I've been thru

Is nothing like where I'm going to

Give me some sign to persue

A promise

And your unhappy

This is only a guess

Anatexis Report | 05/28/2008 8:14 pm

"Uh, folks, we’re experiencing some moderate Godzilla-related turbulence, so I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to fasten your seat belts. He usually lets go at about thirty-five thousand feet, at that time we only have to worry about Mothra and we have reports that he’s tied up with Gamera and Rodan at this time."



That's one of my favorite Simpsons quotes ever, mostly because of the way the pilot talks. When someone starts a sentence with uh, and they're not responding to a question, then they need to get beaten with a bag of Valencia oranges. Why do they feel the need to treat us like we're made out of glass? Even if people on an airplane were to get a bit nutty, the one person they almost certianly wouldn't harm is the pilot, because then they would all die. Unless some mob member could fly, in which case, may God help us all.

Anatexis Report | 05/28/2008 7:59 pm

We only recently met

True I'm in love with you but

you might decide I'm a nut

Give me a week or two to

go absolutely cuckoo

then, when you see your error,

then, you can flee in terror

like everybody else does

I only tell you this cause

I'm easy to get rid of

but not if you fall in love

Know now that I'm on the make

and if you make a mistake

my heart will certainly break

I'll have to jump in a lake

and all my friends will blame you

There's no telling what they'll do

It's only fair to tell you

I'm absolutely cuckoo