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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple
pleasures. Remember, when someone
annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your
face to frown,BUT,it only takes 4 to
extend your arm and b***h-slap that
mother-f***er upside the head.
If someone with multiple personalities
threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
Why is it illegal to park
in a handicapped parking
space but its ok to use a
handicapped toilet?
Whose cruel idea was it
for the word "Lisp" to
have a "S" in it?
Do they have reserved
parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special Olympics?
Most mothers feed their
babies with little spoons
and forks. What do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks?
Every fight is a food fight, if you're a cannibal.
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*talk2thehand:
and i read all the books like 27 times just for a good grade in lit.