My Name Is Paige Michalchuk.
My friends mean the world to me.
My mean streak is my best quality.
I am stuck up.
I am sassy.
I am strong.
My smile is award-winning.
My attitude is everything.
My Name Is Paige Michalchuk.

I am bossy. Live with it.
I stand up for what is right.
Only if it's right in my eyes.
People say I'm edgy and brave.
I can have a soft side if a friend needs me.
If not, prepare to be dissed.
I bring it on hard.
No one messes with me.
Or they'll never see the light of day.
I am a mean girl. Live with it.

I've had boyfriends and girlfriends.
They're all the same to me.
My skills at school aren't super.
But my skills at friendship are priceless.
Some people would kill for a friend like me.
Some would just kill me.
I care about what people think about me.
But not enough that I'd completely change who I am.
I am not afraid to tell you I love you.
Or I hate you.
You're lucky to be my friend.
Let's leave at that.

I'm easily frustrated.
I'm not easily impressed.
If you try to impress me, you fail.
I am impressed by people who are themselves.
People who aren't afraid to show their true colours.
People who are secure, bold, and have a personality.
If you want to be my friend, show me these qualities.
Or face the consequences.

Some call me the queen bee.
The head of the clique.
The leader of my friends.

I simply call myself