All about your mom-- I mean, me.
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS AN ENGLISH GIRL NAMED JESS. SHE WAS BUSY WORSHIPPING HER BELOVED COUNTRY ARTHUR WHEN THIS LOUD- MOUTHED, BATSHIT CRAZY, BLONDE, MORONIC, VIOLENT, MAN COMES CRASHING IN, GRABS HER ROUGHLY AND DECLARES THAT; "I HAVE SEIZED YOUR VITAL REGIONS."HE DID.
IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST ASSAULT FOR OUR HEROINE, WHO- JUST LIKE HER MENTOR ARTHUR, AND THE NUTTER LAUGHING LOUDLY AT NOTHING NEXT TO HER- WAS ALSO BLONDE.
SHE CONTINUED TO LOVE ARTHUR WITH DEVOTION. HE'D RAISED HER AFTER ALL, SHAPED HER, MADE HER THE PROUD YOUNG ENGLISH WOMAN THAT SHE WAS.
BUT HER BURNING, RAGING LUST FOR PRUSSIA COULD NOT BE CONTAINED. SHE LAUNCHED HERSELF INTO DIPLOMATIC TALKS WITH PRUSSIA. OF COURSE, THEY NEVER WORKED BECAUSE PRUSSIA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND DIPLOMACY. HE'D JUST GRAB HER AND HA HA HA HA HA AT HER AND DEMAND THAT SHE GIVE HIM HER s**t (not, might I hasten to add, literal sheiße). OF COURSE, THERE IS NO WAY OF TELLING IF THIS WAS HER PLAN ALL ALONG.
(IT WAS.)
WHEN THAT FAILED, SHE'D CASUALLY MENTION THAT ENGLAND WANTED TO INVADE PRUSSIA USING HANOVER. HE DIDN'T. BUT THE WAY IN WHICH GILBERT WOULD GO STORMING UP TO A BEWILDERED ARTHUR, THROW HIM DOWN AND *ahem* PROVE HIS EXTREME DOMINANCE MADE IT AAAAAAAAAWIGHT.
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HI. I'M JESS. I LIKE TO WRITE IN CAPITALS TO CONVEY JUST HOW GODDAMN EXCITED I AM RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT.
ON LIVEJOURNAL, IT'S USUALLY ACCOMPANIED WITH SIZE 50 FONT AND SPARKLES. YEAH-- IT'S PISS ANNOYING.
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LITHUANIA/ POLAND, PRUSSIA/ ENGLAND, ENGLAND/ CANADA, SWEDEN/ FINLAND 4 LYYYYYFE!
Guild:
Notorious because the people who made it notorious are the ones who weren't invited.
Art:
Now I get asked this a lot. Yes I do do all of my own art, and yes you can commission me, but I'm usually very busy, so instead of PMing me, just try going here to my artshop:
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
Where allllll questions will be answered.
AND GO TO MY DEVIANT ART AND GIVE IT LOTS AND LOTS OF PAGEVIEWS <33333
People who are amazing, and more often than not, GCDers
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"Funniest Comedians Challenge"
and i would epic if more challengers came by to prove themselves
of being the funniest so if you'd like to take a crack then you may
and if you want to spread the word
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/friends-chat/funniest-comedian-challenge/t.61794593_1/
here is the link
booo, it looks like you don't come on gaia anymore. ;o;
i wonder if you remember me rofl i was looking at my old account and found so many old friends! Do you remember Splungent Floob? That's me! xd
If i'm thinking of the right person, i ordered art from you and it took like months and months and we became good friends in the GCD n___n
I think you should get back on gaia so we can remenisce~ 4laugh
.... emo I MISS YOU.
BTW, oh haiz~ How are you?
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