OhhJared

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Last Login: 04/20/2011 9:30 pm

Gender: Male

Occupation: with Maria.

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About " Jared "

1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est ***** God could create
5.A man with a legendary sized p***s who dresses extremely fly.
6.Full of charm, knows right things to say, knows right things to do, is very aware, manipulator, egotistic, loves children, can be amazing in bed with teaching.

Urban Dictionary ftw ?

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The names Jared and I know a girl that can make
me smile no matter what she does, make my heart skip a beat,
get butterflies in my tummy, make me laugh when I'm not feeling good,
make me feel like I'll always have her heart, a girl that is perfect for me;
That girl is Maria .

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Chocolatey Orgasm Report | 01/29/2011 8:44 am
I miss you baby heart heart
Chocolatey Orgasm Report | 01/08/2011 6:58 am
It's FREEZING Here.
But because im shortt Im strangely warm a lot.
I wore tights and a short sleeve shirt in like 20 degree weather. Im a strange one. x3
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Chocolatey Orgasm Report | 12/12/2010 11:03 am
Meow.
Its cold here.
Iloveyou heart heart
I wish you were here to cuddle with for warmth sweatdrop
Chocolatey Orgasm Report | 11/15/2010 3:10 pm
nooo I love you more heart
Chocolatey Orgasm Report | 11/13/2010 9:55 am
Hah! <3 Iloveyou heart
Chocolatey Orgasm Report | 10/31/2010 7:03 am
Are they really? heart
Chocolatey Orgasm Report | 10/30/2010 7:15 am
You're so sweet heart heart
Chocolatey Orgasm Report | 10/24/2010 12:46 pm
Nooo you're amazing heart heart
Chocolatey Orgasm Report | 10/23/2010 9:01 am
Gahh, guess you winn.. heart
Chocolatey Orgasm Report | 10/20/2010 12:22 pm
Yesss I love you heart

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Here, read this Jared. -shows book-

H-h-he came in her... WAIT.LOL.