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Easter's here at last. After a long wait we're finally seeing the Easter rejuvenation we've been waiting for so long! The Easter Bunny has publicly expressed his outrage at the travesty that is X-Mas and Halloween! For too long they have been regarded as the primary holiday, the times to look forward to. But what about Easter? How many people count down the days until this magnificent occasion? Nearly none! It's nothing short of an absolute disgrace! I mean what's X-Mas got that Easter hasn't got? For one thing it's cold and all those Christmas crackers have just AWFUL jokes inside ‘em! I mean, c'mon, who likes puns anyway? ...er *ahem* yeah...

Anyway me and my fellow Eggtechs are working to make this Easter the best ever! I've got a shipment of chubby-chickies comin' in at around eight thirty along with a bunch of chocolate eggs. These will be distributed as necessary, with E Corp tactical agents hiding the Easter eggs around Gaia. I tell ya' it was so hard in the old days! I remember when we had to hire highly-skilled martial artists to hide Easter-eggs, but now we have powerful mecha-stelf suits! There're amazing! Boy, these youngin's don't know how good they got it!


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