Why I am Awesome!
Hello, my name is lord of awesome pwness.
but you can call me ace mcbiggs
ACE MCBIGGS----------------------10
ACE MCBIGGS IS ALL CREATURE TYPES AT ALL TIMES.
ACE MCBIGGS IS BLACK
DOUBLE STRIKE
SUPER HASTE
VIGILANCE
INDUSTRUCTIBLE
LIFELINK
FLYING
TAP- DEAL INFINITY DAMAGE TO TARGET SORCERY
TAP- DEAL 19 99/100 DAMAGE TO TARGET CREATURE
TAP- PUT A CARD FROM YOUR HAND INTO PLAY
TAP- UNTAP ACE MCBIGGS
TAP- ENJOY CORN
ACE MCBIGGS POWER AND TOUGHNESS ARE EQUAL TO HOW MUCH CORN YOU HAVE ENJOYED PLUS 7
ACE MCBIGGS CAN BLOCK CREATURES WITH FLYING
ACE MCBIGGS GETS PLUS 7 PLUS 7 IF PLAYED BY DASH REID, SAM SUDEKUM, OR GRACE FRITTS.
IF ACE MCBIGGS IS PLAYED BY JACK CURRIE, TARGET OPPONENT LOSES TH GAME.
0- REGENERATE ACE MCBIGGS
IF ACE MCBIGGS COMES INTO PLAY FROM YOUR GRAVEYARD, YOU MAY GIVE JACK CURRIE A SWIFT KICK IN THE NUTS IF YOU ARE IN THE SAME ROOM AS JACK CURRIE.
FLAVOR TEXT- some thing trading card games are for losers, some people regard them as items sent from god, tehn there are some who think that double strike is the prequel to superhaste.
if you know what im talking about, i applaude you.