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Hey, I'm Nocturn Mayonaka. Enough of that; I'm turning my about me section into an "About you" section.You...
...Listen to shitty music.
...Aren't as cool as you think you are.
...Post your font too small.
...Are probably looking at my profile hoping for some amusing story about my avi's origins.
...Aren't really Japanese.
...write crappy poetry.
...are wasting your life. Go outside and get some exersize, you loser.
Unless...
...That music is E-Nomine.
...You give me stuff or draw me.
...Are Durga.
...You're looking at my profile 'cause you think I'm cool.
...You are in Japan, speaking Japanese, and look like everyone else over there.
...You aren't emo.
...Nah, this is true.
That's what you think.
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