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OH YAH! I'M SO EXCITED! I SINK I'M GOING TO LOZE ZEE BOWEL CONTHROL!!!
Letz Shake. Not zis "Kevin" I keep hearing about. Letz. Shake. Got zat? Goot. I am zee singah und guitarist of mein very own svexy punk band, Die Schlampe Rockets. I also tinkar around vith technology once in a vile. Zat's vhy zee LB Army hires me to test zeir coomplicated stchuff. Oh yah, being near zthose beautiful pieces of machinery really exshpands mein hart drive! Anyvay, I'm also available for more...intense vork, if yoo catch my drift. Letz just say zat zee Earthquake Meter can do more zan chust shift a few tectonic plates.
On anozer note,
MARGARET, I LOVE YOU! I CAN'T VAIT TO SEE YOU IN CONCERT SOON, MEIN LIEBLING!!!
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