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Nitro the 2nd

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Birthday: 04/09

Talk? Llike I said you owe me a drink if you do...

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What I throw on at night to cover my pasty self.

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Okay, I know I look shabby as Hell. I know my fangs hardly show and I know that my mannerisms don't scream 'Charamastic Undead'. What do I have to say to convince you i'm the real deal. Alright, fine!
1. I don't sparkle. *grumbles* ******** twilight
2. I hate garlic, sunlight and crucifixes. Not because they work, like Hell they do! But because garlic smells to high heaven, religion bugs the living s**t out of me and the sun does things to my complexion I can't even begin to describe. I'm albino what do you expect?!
3. No, I will not hesistate to kill and drain an 'innocent' person. Whatever the Hell that means. I am sick of all these fangirls saying, 'Oh, but he won't hurt us! He's good! Will you love me forever and ever?!'
BLEGH!
I am a vampire damn it! I am a predator, a creature of darkness if you wanna get dramatic. And please, don't get dramatic!
But now to the most important point.
I am very thristy...
And I bet you wouldn't taste half bad...

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Talk? With me? Fine but you owe me a drink if you do.

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Pinoeo Report | 07/25/2010 8:58 pm: (( Busy at the moment, dude-- farming gold on ZOMG! Talk to you in a little while, kay? ))
Pinoeo Report | 07/15/2010 1:28 am: (( Yup! Artfully finished up, by the way. ))
Pinoeo Report | 07/15/2010 1:24 am: (( Good idea. But remember--this isn't over. Not by a long shot! ^_^ ))
Pinoeo Report | 07/15/2010 1:23 am: * smirks and scoffs * Heh. Like you're worth the blood tainting my blade. I'll spare myself the effort unless nessesary.
Pinoeo Report | 07/15/2010 1:19 am: (( Figured as much, lol. Sorry for the momentarily confusion. It's rather late where I am right now, and I'm sort of sleep-deprived. I'll reply momentarily. ))
Pinoeo Report | 07/15/2010 1:01 am: (( Honestly, I've only got the slightest clue as to what Nitro's talking about. And alright. ))
Pinoeo Report | 07/15/2010 12:54 am: * raises an eyebrow, playing on the side of caution but curious as to what the vampire means * Comin' where?
Pinoeo Report | 07/15/2010 12:40 am: * readies holy blessed blade of the archangels and smirks * Doubt you'd like the taste of my blood very much.

(( You're doing quite well. And yes, he's quite a jerk. Keep up the good work! ))
Pinoeo Report | 07/15/2010 12:32 am: Glad to see it. A vampire who isn't some sparkley love-stricken twit. The current world needs more like you.

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The one thing I hate most is the reason I was born.

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