ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME IDIOT SCREW IT UP

THE WORLDS GUNNA END BUT I GOT A HELMET

DO NOT INTERUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF

YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME

COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES

WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE ARE YOU SUPRISED WE LIED ABOUT HAVING COOKIES

IM NOT RANDOM YOU JUST CANT THINK AS FAST AS ME

IM NOT AS RANDOM AS YOU THINK I SALAD

SCILENE IS GOLDEN DUCKTAPE IS SILVER

SOME PEOPLE WORRY IF THEY LEFT THE STOVE ON I WORRY ABOUT THE ZOMBIE UPRISING

SAY NO TO DRUGS SAY YES TO TACOS

I DREAM OF A BETTER TOMORROW, WHERE CHICKENS CAN CROSS ROADS AND NOT HAVE THERE MOTIVES QUESTIONED

SHUT UP VOICES... OR ILL POKE YOU WITH A Q-TIP AGAIN

YEA IM A DINOSAUR SO RAWR AND STUFF

SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT

MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS THINKS YOU HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS

DO NOT INTERUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF

IM BUSY, YOUR UGLY, HAVE A NICE DAY

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...NO!!!

I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY, TODAY ISNT YOUR DAY, TOMORROW DOESNT LOOK GOOD EITHER

EVERYTHING GOOD IN LIFE IS EITHER ILLEGAL, FATTENING OR BAD

IF YOU WERE A BOOGER ID PICK YOU FIRST

IT TAKES SKILL TO TRIP OVER FLAT SURFACES

IM NOT CRAZY MY REALITY IS JUST DIFFERENT THAN YOURS

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS SQUEEZE THEM IN PEOPLES EYES AND RUN

THIS IS BOB, BOB LIKES YOU, BOB LIKES SHARP THINGS, I SUGEST YOU RUN FROM BOB