I have this incredible superpower where I can tell when people are about to surprise me with
food. I also have the ability to sing extremely poorly and make people think they like it.
Lately, it's a lot easier to say <******** You" to assholes than to try to make them see the error and hurt in their ways.
Is that what growing up does to you? Or have I always just been way too ******** spineless?
I'm a wizard with a trumpet and I have a spectacular vinyl collection.
I also have a mini-accordian I cannot and have not tried to play.
You think I lack self-confidence?