Comments

View All Comments

NotAtAllWhatYouAskedFor Report | 05/10/2016 4:19 am

I can handle it! I won't cry easily! *steels myself for the inevitable tickling*

EasternDances Report | 05/05/2016 11:19 pm

Oho boy. :L

NotAtAllWhatYouAskedFor Report | 05/02/2016 1:32 am

Uh, tie me up apparently. And then stick that on my head to give me a third ear? *wiggles my feather like ears*

Did you tie me with the whip? I thought those were for punishing disobedient slaves back in the 1980s.

NotAtAllWhatYouAskedFor Report | 05/01/2016 4:17 am

So what's in the box?

NotAtAllWhatYouAskedFor Report | 05/01/2016 3:42 am

dirty stuff? Like rolling around in the mud? Sounds like fun! Or in paint. and then you can make full body prints of yourself on other people's houses. ooooh, fun.

NotAtAllWhatYouAskedFor Report | 04/28/2016 4:07 am

You don't have to. I'm an easy target.

*purrs and curls up in your lap*

What adventure do you have in mind?

EasternDances Report | 04/26/2016 11:41 pm

Hilariously, milk is the OPPOSITE of good for your erection.
It makes your sperm taste uber gross.
~Tips 4 Lyf~

NotAtAllWhatYouAskedFor Report | 02/02/2016 5:32 am

Is this the cry of not having been talked to in a while? I don't use this account so much, but feel free to send me a PM any time. Or quote me in any threads that need a little mischief.

NotAtAllWhatYouAskedFor Report | 03/17/2015 4:37 pm

yeah, we should both hang out in the same forums. People will think we are an item.

Where do you hang out? Give me a link and I'll come chat you up there. (also, are you male or female. I suppose it doesn't really matter, but we have to decide who wears the pants. Or we can switch weekly just to mess with people! I like that option!)

NotAtAllWhatYouAskedFor Report | 03/15/2015 4:59 pm

Because cheap items only allow so much variation. And right now, the cutest and cheapest are 'moth to meet you' (or whatever it's called) and the rust, and the other one with a horn...