If only this were really true, cuz i stopped believing in this a long time ago.....
here ya go read ahead:
When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she start's cursing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared
[ Protect her ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]
When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]
When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]
When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (unless you dont have a cell phone)
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's a** am I kicking baby?"

92% of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your profile.
92% of teenagers would be dead if Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing.

A catholic believes that we live life to live perfectly and in the end are judged to see whether we have lived life worth eternal happiness in a world of heaven or damnation to hell.
An athiast thinks we live life for no reason. That there is no point to the simple fact that we live. That life is simply life and that we should live it by our own rules and guide lines.
I believe that we live life to learn each lesson. I think that we live many lives to be judged. Once we have learned each lesson that there is then we stop living.

IF AT FIRST YOU FAIL TO SUCCEED THEN CHANGE THE DEFINITION OF SUCCESS!

9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT EVERYBODY


1) people who point at their wrist when asking for the time? I know where my watch is pal. Where's yours? Do I point at my crotch when asking where the toilet is?

2)People who are willing to get off their asses and search for the TV remote, because God knows they can't get up and change the channel/ volume manually.

3)People who say "oh, you just wanna have your cake and eat it too." Well no s**t. What good is cake if you can't eat it?

(this where it gets fun)

4)When people say, "it's always the last place you look." Hell ya it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses.

5)When people at the movies say, "did you see that?" No retard, I payed $12 at the cinema to stare at the floor.

6)People who, when wanting to ask you something say, "can I ask you something?" Well didn't give me a chance there did ya sunshine?

7)When something is 'new and improved!' Well which is it? If it's new it wasn't around before and if it's improved than it's a remake of one that already was out there.

(time for the kill)

cool When people say "life is short." What the hell??? Life is the longest thing anyone does? What have you done that's longer?

9)When waiting for the bus someone says "has the bus come yet?" Would I be standing here if it had dumb a**?

-“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand
-“Lollipop” is the longest word typed with your right hand.
(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
-No word in the English language rhymes with month , orange, silver, or purple.
-'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.
(Are you doubting this?)
-Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
-The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet.
(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
-The words 'racecar,''kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
(Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one..)
-There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
-There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.'
(Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u) -TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
(All you typists are going to test this out)
-A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
-A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds ..
(Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
-A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
-A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
-A snail can sleep for three years.
(I know some people that could do this too.!)
-Almonds are a member of the peach family.
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also . Actually I know A LOT of people like this!)
-Babies are born without kneecaps they don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
-February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
-In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
-If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast,
the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
-Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
-Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
-Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
-The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. -The cruise liner, QE 2,moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
-The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
(Good thing he did that.)
-The winter of 1911 was so cold that Niagara Falls
froze completely solid ..
-There are more chickens than people in the world.
-Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
-Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Now you know more than you did before!!