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I LIKE CHINESE,
I LIKE CHINESE,
THEY ONLY COME UP TO YOU KNEES,
YET THEY'RE ALWAYS FRIENDLY AND THEY'RE READY TO PLEASE

I LIKE CHINESE,
I LIKE CHINESE,
THERE'S NINE HUNDRED MILLION OF THEM IN THE WORLD TODAY,
YOU'D BETTER LEARN TO LIKE THEM, THAT'S WHAT I SAY

I LIKE CHINESE,
I LIKE CHINESE,
THEY COME FROM A LONG WAY OVERSEAS,
BUT THEY'RE CUTE, AND THEY'RE CUDDLY, AND THEY'RE READY TO PLEASE

I LIKE CHINESE FOOD,
THE WAITERS NEVER ARE RUDE,
THINK THE MANY THINGS THEY'VE DONE TO IMPRESS,
THERE'S MAOISM, TAOISM, EGGING AND CHESS

I LIKE CHINESE,
I LIKE CHINESE,
I LIKE THEIR TINY LITTLE TREES,
THEIR ZEN, THEIR PING-PONG, THEIR YING AND YANG-EZE

I LIKE CHINESE THOUGHT,
THE WISDOM THAT CONFUSIOUS TAUGHT,
IF DARWIN IS ANYTHING TO SHOUT ABOUT,
THE CHINESE WILL SURVIVE US ALL WITHOUT ANY DOUBT

SO, I LIKE CHINESE,
I LIKE CHINESE,
THEY ONLY COME UP TO YOU KNEES,
YET THEY'RE WISE, AND THEY'RE WITTY, AND THEY'RE READY TO PLEASE

WO, I CHUMBA RUN,
WO, I CHUMBA RUN,
WO, I CHUMBA RUN,
NE HAMMA, NE HAMMA, NE HAMMA CHI CHEN

I LIKE CHINESE,
I LIKE CHINESE,
THEIR FOOD IS GUARANTEED TO PLEASE,
A FOURTEEN, A SEVEN, A NINE AND LI-CHESE

-MONTY PYTHON-