About me? Uh...
What's more to say? I'm a Naruto fiend.
Someone sent this to my mom. I thought it was funny.
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND
DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "NO" Then they said that all patrols were busy , and that
he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there
were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot
them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter,
two fire trucks, a paramedi c and an ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that
you'd shot them!"
"George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"