About
My name is Ashley Marie [insert last name]I am seventeen years young.
I am the assiastant editor of my school newspaper.
I write a column called It's a weird, wacky world where I write and joke about the lastest and strangest news stories.
I own a top hat and collect teapots. I am one bad hair day from becoming the Mad Hatter.
More then anything else in the whole world, I want a fluffy puppy.
I want to backpack across Ireland too. I'm looking for someone.
If I could make it happen, life would consist of sleeping, writing, laughing, and masterbat---....nevermind.
I've converted my closet into a writing space, and have stuffed it with all my favorite things.
I own a teddy bear named Chester the Emo Bear. He is super cute.
Since becoming a gaian, I've been called PuppetForMyOrchestra,
Mother Magic, and finally iKilled Time.
If I'm not wearing pajama pants, then it's not me. It's my evil twin, Yelhsa. Don't talk to her.
I adore steampunk jewlery, but I don't own any myself. 'Tis so expensive!
My obsession with Faerie started when I was a child, and has only worsened since.
I don't drink or do drugs. I don't care if you do, but really, why would you?
I don't ever finish anything, honestly it is a mircale I've stuck with this profile for so long.
I own five beautiful masquerade mask, and am always looking for more.
Life is too short for stupid drama, just go with the flow.
Stale water is the gross. Don't you agree?
I can't sing, and attempting to just sounds like a crow being killed in a blender.
I am currently in possesion of two souls.
In the last book I read, somebody sold the dead body of one of the main characters on the market place.
I'm this much sunshine to the square inch!
I'm a total pushover.
But that is okay, because I can glow-in-the-dark.
I've met my favorite singer three times in the past.
I specialize in nonsense. Really! I have a buisness card and
everything!
I am a chronic doodler, my teachers all make fun of me.
Nothing makes me happier then a good pun, isn't that strange?
I've only been to an arcade once in my life. It was the best day ever.
I am super shy, hence my constant presence on Gaia.
The force is strong with this one.
I am running out of things to say. Bet you could tell.
I love names that start with Z!
My muse's name is Inkling. He is super lazy.
I like watching thunderstorms and walking through hurricanes.
I adore weird news stories about 1/10th as much as I enjoy a bizzare dream.
A family of Goblins live in my room, which explains why it is so messy.
That is me in a nutshell, now tell me about youself! (Please?)
₪ Zinc ₪
[Sue, talking about Zinc] "It was someone named...uh, Zinc? He said that he's been captured by two Elvis Presleys disguised as police officers and would you please come and explain to them that he wasn't stealing bikes, he was just setting them free."
₪ Elmer ₪
[Casually talking to the devil] "I've lived for over two hundred years and there is probably no meaning to life, so isn't it better for everyone to just smile and enjoy themselves while their here?"
₪ Valentine ₪
[Pointing to Helena's bunny slippers, disgusted] "What the hell have you got on your feet?! Is that some sort of sick joke? Trending on little rabbit-y type animals with every step? That's just...nasty!"
₪ The Hatter ₪
[After blowing up the Queen's castle and while watching the Queen's army approaching] "I don't suppose I could get that hug now?"
₪ Bones ₪
[Grinning that crazy grin of his] "No, I'm saying you should get back on the wheel. Dream. Live. Don't look at the ground when you want to see the sky. What's the point of living forever if you don't experience life now?"
₪ Molly Weasley ₪
[While..something was happening] "I don't know where you learned about right and wrong, but you seem to have missed a few crucial lessons."
₪ Crow Girls ₪
[Description of the Crow Girls] "Maida and Zia are forever friends. Crow girls with spiky blue-black hair and eyes so dark it's easy to lose your way in them. A little raggedy and never quiet, you can't miss this pair: small and wild and easy in their skins, living on Zen time. Sometimes they forget they're crows, left their feathers behind in the long-ago, and sometimes they forget they're girls. But they never forget that they're friends."
₪ Stargirl ₪
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Yay [/steals him]
Best Gift EVER!
I just saw this comment D';
I must have missed it!
But it's okay I didn't see it till today.
Wanna know why?
Today is a very important special event,
...
It's national hug your Ashley day! <3
[/hugs]
-nod-
:3
Your wings are cute. :]
What was that for?
sad
Such a rare breed, they are.
Annndd!!!
I'm right here, silly.
*BOO!*
Don't worry, I'm posting for Adelaide right now.