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Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
(We gladly feast on those who would subdue us)
(We gladly feast on those who would subdue us)
Ambition: To seek out the Dark Forces and join their hellish crusade.
Hobbies: Gardening, Torture, Fencing.
Likes: The Tango, The Waltz, Tight-fitting clothes.
Dislikes: Pastels, The Cat in the Hat.
Education: Private Tutors - Majored in Spells & Hexes.
Family:
Alive:
Husband: Gomez
Children: Three - Wednesday, Pugsley & Pubert
Grandmama, Lurch the Butler, Thing the Hand.
Cousin IT, his wife Margaret and their son What.
Lumpy Addams.
Deceased:
Mother & Father Addams (Killed by an Angry Mob) Aunt La Borgia (Executed by Firing Squad), Cousin Retch (Torn Limb from Limb by four Wild Horses), Uncle Imar (Buried Alive), Calpernia Addams (The Children's Great Aunt. Burned as a Witch, she danced naked in the Town Square and Enslaved a Minister), Fester's Aunt Lavidia (Beheaded by her own Children), Cousin Balthasar (Gomez's Cousin, he was suspected in his death, we met and got engaged at his funeral), Deborah Addams (Deborah Jellinsky - Fester's ex-wife, The Black Widow who killed her parents and all her previous husbands, accidentally electrocuted while trying to kill us.)
Pets: Kitty Cat, Muerto the Vulture (deceased), Buster (deceased.)
Friends: Flora & Fauna Amor (the Amor Siamese Twins),
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