knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it
Hey, PLEAsE READ THIs WHOLE POsT. Its so dang true*
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
9. Someone that you dont know exsits
loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the wolrd.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you belive in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you recieved. Forget about the rude remarks.
15. If you have great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
add this comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for ten years, Tag your it!this is so scary!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will be appear in big letters!! it is scary because it works....
but if you break the chain..you will be cursed with w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACK
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