KIMONO INCORPORATED
Kimono Inc. doesn't just dictate style, it is style.If you have any personal inquiries about the company, please contact my assistant, Snolita.
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Job Opportunities
We are not currently hiring due to the influx of highly underqualified people. We estimate it will be a couple of years before we stop sending all application mail directly to the Waste Department.
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Track Record
Created the concept of Kimono Inc on the back of a napkin in a cafe - 1997
Certified CEO - 2000
Recepient of the "I Own You" Award - 2000
Author of "Maximizing Employee Effieciency: Fear Factor" - 2001
Voted Number 1 Most Feared Boss by Business Daily Magazine - 2002
Voted Most Popular Brand in London, Paris, Milan, Tokyo and New York by Kimono Inc. employees - 2003
Author of "Miss Mousey: The Autobiography of the Century" - 2003
Recipient of the "CEO of CEOs" Award - 2003
Kimono Inc: HAWT line is released to critical acclaim. Feature piece, the Swimsuit/Sidecape - 2004
Kimono Inc. brand Certified Hyper Platinum, Strongest brand awareness category - 2005
Opened 1,000th store in Japan, benchmark reached under the "Market Saturation" project plan - 2006
Reached $500 billion in accumulated revenues - 2007
Author of "The LEGEND, Kimono Inc." - 2008
Kimono Inc. introduces its Home Furnishing line: Mousey Home - 2009
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