So...we have to talk first? Damn...
Haldo, I'm Jake! I'm sexy, you're convenient...let's make lurv! Actually, if you're reading this, you're probably not that convenient, but on the plus side, you'll never know how sexy I really am...I mean on the downside! That's what I meant to say, and refuse to edit! So, I have a half brother named Phil, and he's gay, and cuts himself. We live in a boring suburban neighborhood with our grandparents, because our mom is a whore, the one trait I inherited. I found out my two best friends were gay, when I walked in on them making out in my room. This is all I can say, without disgusting some people, so I'll save everything else for my interests.
People say stuff about me, and they get gold
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whooooo fear me because i am dead