rawr >;3
DISCLAIMER: You have entered into the realm of the unpossible, the alternate personality of the Magnificent Captain Bradwen. I hold myself completely irresponsible for anything and everything that can and will happen to you for engaging in social interaction with Mika.Greetings there, my loyal servant! You have arrived at the home of Mika the Splendiferous! Don't bother asking who that is as if you don't already know me, I hate to tell you, but you don't actually exist. Sorry, someone had to break the news to you. Now go fetch me my Darjeeling Tea. *clap clap*
What does a Mika do you ask? A Mika does a great many things indeed! Why, just last week I was in the middle of a vigorous and bloodthirsty game of table tennis, when a pop fly forced me to go into orbit around our mudball. Unfortunately, I lost sight of the ping pong ball. I grabbed a nearby asteroid and began trying to carve it down to a ping-pong-ball-shape, but got bored after a few minutes and ended up dropping it in the middle of Europe. Since it would be too bothersome to deal with people yelling about some giant asteroid sculpture in the middle of their continent, I just brainwashed the entire world into thinking it's always been there, and then called it Switzerland, after the Swiss Miss hot chocolate I love so very much.
The Mika also may interact more closely with commoners such as yourself. We do enjoy such things as anime, manga and video games, though this tends to end up with strange fits of obsession and cases of "WHY AM I THINKING SO MUCH STOP IT BRAIN STOP IT!" I also enjoy common pastimes such as bear punching, sky pirating, constructing death rays, collecting fine china, gnawing on people, stealing cute things/people back to my home and putting them on my mantle, RAWKing, RAWRing, your mom, wearing awesome fashion accessories (gloves, capes, goggles), and competing in a never-ending daily life and death struggle with my subconscious for dominance over my life!
*gnaws on your face*
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Did something bad happen?
*She looks worry*
Oh and there's another Youkai called Noriko, and the whole Kurayami insident started because Remilia made a mess with her Fate manipulation ability, or that Chiyuri girl... it seems you have a lot to do Tengu reporter, good luck!
-Yukari goes back into her gap and leaves-
How mean to suspect of someone like me fufufu ^^
I did nothing this time, maybe is something you two did, I don't know, but is fun to watch you two.
Fufufufufu ^^
is someone talking about me?