Did you know this one time I went to Frights Nights and got this weird sugar rush when we went into the clown scare house. I wasn't scared, I was laughing at everything, it probably pissed the scare-ers off. Then one of the clowns cuts me off from my group, using his arm to block me from escaping and asked,

"Do you like clowns?" in his most menacing voice.

Of course, I misheard and thought he asked if I liked crabs, so I reply with,

"Yes! I love seafood!"

And he just walked away.

I think that's all you really need to know about me tbh