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Last Login: 10/29/2019 11:20 am

Registered: 06/13/2004

Gender: Male

Location: Sweden

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Greetings stranger!

The color I like the most and the least is red. The color I like the least and the most is white. I like the color combination of white and black.

I only add people I have at least exchanged a couple of words with.

I am an ateist, I do not believe in life after death. Life is now, its here and then its gone.

I strive for truth, no matter what form it may come in I will accept it as it is.

I like cats because they are lazy bastards, I like dogs because they are not.

I collect quotes but memorisation is not my forte, so I'm not likely to quote word for word.

I am still young.

I am ambidextrous though not naturally.

I am not an native speaker of english. 私は日本語をあまり上手く話せません。mon Français est très mauvais. Min svenska är dock toppkvalitet. ;P

Please visit my deviantart. /bow

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Feel free to pm me about anything. I will not reply to begging.

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If children live with criticism, they learn to condemn.
If children live with hostility, they learn to fight.
If children live with ridicule, they learn to be shy.
If children live with shame, they learn to feel guilty,
If children live with tolerance, they learn to be patient.
If children live with encouragement, they learn confidence.
If children live with praise, they learn to appreciate.
If children live with fairness, they learn justice.
If children live with security, they learn to have faith.
If children live with approval, they learn to like themselves.
If children live with acceptance and friendship,
They learn to find love in the world.

By Dorothy Nolte


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
--Abraham Lincoln
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes.

98% of all statistics are falsified.


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whatWeaimfor2 Report | 05/03/2011 8:12 pm
thanks for buying!
Eden_Quinn Report | 05/03/2011 7:36 am
Thanks for the buy!
iLadder goat Report | 04/18/2011 11:58 am
awesome avi 3nodding
Nanoi Report | 03/03/2011 4:41 pm
biggrin Nä goblin, mycket coolare xD Albinogoblin!
Deleted Accnt Report | 08/16/2010 11:43 pm
aw thank you c:
Nanoi Report | 08/09/2010 3:20 pm
Teehee, det är många profiler som blir så >____>
Nanoi Report | 02/21/2010 10:51 am
mög xD
Osaso Report | 07/26/2009 2:10 pm
Terrimisu Report | 07/25/2009 11:48 am
thanks for buying!
Osaso Report | 07/25/2009 6:55 am
aha. flaskpost äger ja. man blir helt beroende. tokigheter.


Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes.

98% of all statistics are falsified.


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