Me, me, and me

I love driving dirtbikes, bikes, and Taikwondo. However, I hate school, homework, stupid people, stupid crap produced by stupid people, Bush, Cheney, Rice, basically the whole Bush administration, bowling, games or hobbies considered sports (golf, NASCAR, ball room dancing 'wtf'?), fat kids, and more.

BTW...
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what
happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring
pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they
can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you
people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask
the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing
rack and when people browse
through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's
those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait
a while; and, then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '