Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. Me:Not really

Friendship is Love without it's wings.

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.

Things will never make you as happy as a true friend
-Megan Prime

I may be weird but my real friends don't care.
-Megan Prime

These are my best friends and I would trade nothing in the world for them.

I love flowers!!! They are just so beautiful!!!! ^_^

I WANT A MAGICAL BREADBOX TO GO TO THE LAND OF MAGICALY INRAGED CORN MEN!

My weirdness makes the world go round-megan Prime

Act your age not your IQ-Megan Prime

I love walking in the rain. No one knows I'm crying.

You know how anoying it is when someone tells you it'll be okay when they know it won't? Some times I just want someone to tell me that.-Megan Prime

If it weren't for my friends I would probably be dead.-Megan Prime

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine." I want someone to look me in the eyes and say, "Tell me the truth."

The nice guys are ugly, the hot guys are mean, and the nice and hot guys are gay.
BUT!!!! There are once in a lifetime acceptions...Like with my awesome boyfriend...^_^

She was diffrent but he didn't care

Teddy's don't hug back, but sometimes their all you've got.

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."

"The problem with reality is the lack of background music."

COPY AND PASTE ANY OF MY FAMOUS SAYINGS ONTO YER PROFILE IF YOU AGREE TO ANY OF THESE!!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile'

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

How to make a million gold: First, get a million gold.

If you have ever hugged a random stranger put this on your profile.

"Hugs make everything better. It's like having a band-aid ripped off mercifully by a person then a new fresh band-aid was put on with Hello Kitty stickers by another person...^_^
-Megan Prime

In a world of cherios be a fruit loop

I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and a rainbow appears in the clouds I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and all living creatures of every kind on the earth.
Genesis 9:13-16

"No........." *Eats cookie slowly while looking at kitty*

When she stare's at your mouth[ Kiss her ]When she pushes you or hit's you[ Grab her and dont let go ]When she start's cursing at you[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]When she's quiet[ Ask her whats wrong ]When she ignore's you[ Give her your attention ]When she pull's away[ Pull her back ]When you see her at her worst[ Tell her she's beautiful ]When you see her start crying[Just hold her and dont say a word ]When you see her walking[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]When she's scared[ Protect her ]When she lay's her head on your shoulder[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]When she steal's your favorite hat[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]When she tease's you[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]When she doesnt answer for a long time[ reassure her that everything is okay ]When she look's at you with doubt[ Back yourself up ]When she say's that she like's you[ she really does more than you could understand ]When she grab's at your hands[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]When she bump's into you[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]When she tell's you a secret[ keep it safe and untold ]When she looks at you in your eyes[ dont look away until she does ]When she misses you[ she's hurting inside ]When you break her heart[ the pain never really goes away ]When she says its over[ she still wants you to be hers ]When she repost this bulletin[ she wants you to read it ]- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (unless you dont have a cell phone)- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's a** am I kicking baby?"
Okay this gave me many Ideas for my Transformers story and It also made me cry. ^_^’ T-T

TEE-HEE! I love Taylor Lautner! ^_^