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BugsBunnyB Report | 01/28/2012 6:58 pm
Hey Its me Yon!!! I changed my name and i still hope u go on :/
x-OhhJasmine Report | 08/18/2011 2:49 pm
Happy Birthday :]] !
iare_fail Report | 09/23/2010 7:51 pm
nah. i had one for a month then some fawking girl stalker person at my school hacked me so i never used it again ha
done1234567 Report | 08/19/2010 7:23 pm
softheartelectricsoul Report | 08/18/2010 11:28 am
iare_fail Report | 08/17/2010 8:11 pm
hey honeyy.i forgot what we were talking about in our previous convo-sensation... if it was about goats, lesbians, or mental issues, then i didnt write it biggrin
Fierce_Felina Report | 08/17/2010 8:25 am
cool avi
floral_puke Report | 08/14/2010 8:34 pm
whhhhoot. mrgreen
floral_puke Report | 07/31/2010 3:47 pm
haha XD thanks~! im an orphan~!
your lookin good too cuz ;3
oo_fiona Report | 07/28/2010 11:32 am
my name is fiona and i added you from mutual friends.


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its to scary.............................User Image
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it; only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.

~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of deodorant and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, go into the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3 razz ut a Dora The Explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

Fake friends: Never ask for food.
True friends: Are the reasons you have no food.
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake friends: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn!We ******** up ... but that was fun right?!"
Fake friends: Have never seen you cry.
True friends: Will cry with you
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: Will keep your stuff so long they forget its your's.
Fake friends: Know only a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo....*hic* drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things."
Fake friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
True friends: Will knock them right on there butts
Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this

My hobby is drawing and i could draw you anything..... I am not a person who gives up and doesn't even fight for what I want.

I get aggressive and fight back...

I am also a hyper person.
I have almost died...... many times...
I have a cat that plays fetch and acts like a dog....
I like to ski and do outdoor activities....
I am a girl that likes football... I know its wierd.... but i cant help it...
I step up for others even of I don't know them...

WOOT WOOT!! m/(>.<)m/

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel.
When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. What good is cake if you can't eat it?
When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
When people say 'life is short'. Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, moron?

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