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What? Franziska? No, no, no, she's not here. I'm Mathilde. Ma-TILL-da. Not Franziska. No, not Manfred either.Oh what, so you see the name 'Von Karma' and that's all you-- ...
Of course. OF COURSE. I can't believe this. I am my own person! Why does this always happen? I can't believe this! It's always about her!
Why can't it ever be about the branch family? emo
Seriously, Papa works hard to be the best prosecutor in the world, and it's always Uncle Manfred and little Fran who get all the cases. I'm the one who pays for that, you know. Me and my brother-- personally, I haven't seen the outside of a library in weeks. All my friends are plants (literally. Do you know how hard it is to gossip with a fern!?), these giant sleeves are killing me, and I even dyed my hair aqua.
AQUA. scream
I swear, I'm just glad no one's made me change my name yet. I WOULD MAIM THEM.
But I don't envy Fran. Uncle Manfred is a very scary person. At least Papa feeds us more than once a day.... For now....
*Stomach rumble*
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to studying. Maybe if I pick my gimmick weapon by next week I can finally upgrade my cravat and get one step closer to the big leagues. It's between a flamethrower and a baseball bat, and I just can't choose...
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He damn scares the crap out of me everytime I see him in a newspaper or whatever O_o...
*Well, I'm Maiden XD I found you in one of my friend's old topics and I tought, I LOVE Ace Attorney so I'll take a little look at her profile =3*
What's its name?
You're not cool.
Oh, shush.
Bricks? omfglolgenius.
l0l c4n u sp34k l33t?!!1one
-smacks self-
Ugh, I apologize. Sal Manella came over to my office for a visit. He taught me that horrid language.
Ahem. Anyway...
YES. GANT'S EYES... THEY STARE INTO YOUR SOUL. gonk
And what object of self-defense do you possess? Kung fu?
But, seriously. Watch out for Gant.
He gonna keel you. D:
Also, YOU NEED NOT HAVE A FERN FOR A FRIEND WHILE I'M AROUND!
I'll give you my office hours sometime, 'kay?